Michael Jackson died of shame.  

Posted by Smoke in , , ,

Yes it is true people, but only in my opinion. And not for the reasons you are thinking of. No. The reason is...
THRILLER!

To be 100% honest, of all the M.J songs I have heard in the last twenty odd years, Thriller was not one of them. In fact, I have heard the song for the first time, only in the past few years. Now I am not a big M.J fan, so it is understandable.

So now you must be wondering, "what is so bad about Thriller?" Well, the dance is. Sure, it looked great way back in the music video, I suppose, but the problem is, these days you cant fling a midget without hitting a group of people spontaneously bursting into zombies.

And the worst part of it is, Most of the freaks doing it, only heard of M.J as recently as his hearings. So please, for the love of all that is sane and good. If you have to burst out into spontaneous sincro dancing, try the Macarena, or one of the Highschool Musical numbers. Thats what they are there for. But please, I urge you. Don't befoul a legend. If you think it is cool, well, it is not, especially for the reason you are doing it. No matter how good you do it.

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3 comments

shure will.

September 16, 2009 at 7:07 PM

I went into a bar a few years ago and tried to get served - only the bar staff were too busy doing a synchronised version of the "Saturday Night" dance from the Whigfield song of the same name (think Macarena a few years earlier)

As it was clearly going to be impossible to be served i walked straight out again.

September 21, 2009 at 11:42 AM

Oh my soul. I didnt even know that song had a dance. People like that should be taken to a back room, and be shot.

September 24, 2009 at 11:04 PM

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