Good ridence  

Posted by Smoke

It has come to my attention that the world is going to end. Yes, in another few million years the sun will burn out, there will be a loss in gravitational pull and the planet will collide with one of its neighbours after taking out the moon. That is, if we dont all die of carbon monoxide poisoning first.

To think, the inventor of the internet had created the greatest weapon of mass destruction, GLOBAL WARMING!! I wonder if Fred Flintstone had invented carbon points, dinosaurs might still have roamed earth today.

So now I too do my part in protecting mother earth, who so graciously gives me steaks, potato salad, tobacco and grains for liquor.
(a) I dont own a car, which means I dont poison the atmosphere or burn fuel.
(b) I dont fuel wars by creating a demand for oil.
(c) I dont oil the way for increases in interest rates by spending money on vehicle expenses.
Truth be told, I cant afford a car right now, but still it sooths my conscience for not trying to safe the world.

So while sol burns up and NASA tries to grow cabbages on jupiter, I will try to do more for Gaia and not just chuck my cigarette but out the window.

Otherwise, Im having the time of my life.

This entry was posted on Sunday, February 1, 2009 at 11:36 PM . You can follow any responses to this entry through the comments feed .


A-hum, well yes, what shall I say...Who created the Internet???

March 16, 2009 at 2:55 PM

I love this post: "cabbages on Jupiter" - classic! Technically, I own a car but I can't drive and my other half just lost his licence on medical grounds, so we're involuntarily green :-)

May 18, 2009 at 10:49 PM

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