Michael Jackson died of shame.
Posted by Smoke in celebs. thriller, idiocracy, Michael Jackson, thriller
Yes it is true people, but only in my opinion. And not for the reasons you are thinking of. No. The reason is...
THRILLER!
To be 100% honest, of all the M.J songs I have heard in the last twenty odd years, Thriller was not one of them. In fact, I have heard the song for the first time, only in the past few years. Now I am not a big M.J fan, so it is understandable.
So now you must be wondering, "what is so bad about Thriller?" Well, the dance is. Sure, it looked great way back in the music video, I suppose, but the problem is, these days you cant fling a midget without hitting a group of people spontaneously bursting into zombies.
And the worst part of it is, Most of the freaks doing it, only heard of M.J as recently as his hearings. So please, for the love of all that is sane and good. If you have to burst out into spontaneous sincro dancing, try the Macarena, or one of the Highschool Musical numbers. Thats what they are there for. But please, I urge you. Don't befoul a legend. If you think it is cool, well, it is not, especially for the reason you are doing it. No matter how good you do it.
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are joined into the Good Book" and then He realised... And spake unto the angel "
Oh fudge, we forgot one Michael."and the angel replied " no problem Your Majesty, he can BLOG it..."
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